Description: For some strange season, the whole world (and everyone in it) appears to be quite obsessed with celebrating the possibility of the complete breakdown of human society. Maybe it’s part of the natural progression for beings with our level of sentience to eventually examine our own destruction. Or perhaps …
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Description: Ah, the oldest and most noble profession of prostitution needs little introduction, does it not? But only in our time has the business element of the sex trade industry had to give way to the style and culture born from its entrenchment in the media. Rap and hip-hop certainly …
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Description: Ah, the ubiquitous post-vacation hand-knit sweater; Irrefutable proof that maternal love is both warming and thoroughly embarrassing. Though I’m sure you never dreamed you’d find any reason to put that well-meant sartorial monstrosity on your body outside of your family’s Christmas party, why not consider throwing an Ugly Sweater …
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Description: Ah, a summer-time trip to the beach! What could possibly be more exciting than the idea of cooling off in the refreshing salty sea on a hot sweaty day? Why, doing the same exact thing when surrounded by lithe lifeguards and sexy surfers, of course! This party theme is …
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Description: What could possibly be bad about a nice summer morning? The fact that it’s the morning after an ill-advised bender where you hooked up with someone (whose face you can’t even recognize at the moment) at their place and are now in the unenviable position of having to clumsily …
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Description: Tired of friends and acquaintances always forming their own little cliques, regardless of what party they’re attending? Well, I have the solution for you; why not slap a pair of cuffs on ‘em and force the issue? The Handcuff Party theme is diabolically brilliant in its simplicity; all you …
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Description: Just finished watching five seasons of Justified and have a hankering for Redneck “culture”? Well, what better way to celebrate the Nation’s most easily exaggerated accent than by hosting your very own Redneck Party Theme! Crackers, Honkeys, Hillbillies and Trailer Trash also welcome. Yee-haw! Setup: As with most party …
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Description: Ancient Egypt was a magical place, wasn’t it? Architectural wonders that still mystify the engineering community millennium after their construction. It also boasts a culture that weds the best of North Africa with West Asia. And who can forget Egypt’s most important contribution to the modern era…Mummies. All jokes …
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Description: Out of all the types of themed parties, this one is by far the best! There is nothing subtle about the difference here; the “barbarians,” with their uncivilized ways and high sex drives, and the “librarians,” with their sexy outfits, intellectual facades, and suppressed urges. The merging of these …
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Party Theme Description: I’m sure you’re wondering, what is Edward 40 Hands? Its a lot more simple than you think! The Edward 40 hands party theme pays not-so-subtle homage to a popular 1990 movie; I’m sure you can figure out which one for yourself! The theme should be fairly simple …
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